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(Mary Alice) Eli Scruggs

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is the most convenient
All handymen.

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you can ask
any of his clients,

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They will tell you,

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nothing
He can't fix it.

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Whether it's a broken vase...

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The pipe is leaking...

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or a crumbling railing,

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Eli always knew
How to get the job done.

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But sadly,

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problem solver
many things

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for residents
Wisteria Lane

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Now about

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Break their hearts.

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Eli Scruggs,
Get down from there!

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Mrs. McCluskey.

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Just found this note
In my mailbox.

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Say you're retiring?
What the hell?

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Yes, ma'am. It's true.

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now why do you want to
Is there such a thing as stupidity?

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my doctor said
I have a wandering mark,

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must relax
From now on.

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Okay, once I'm done fixing
Mrs. meyer shingles,

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I'm on a plane to Waikiki.
 Well, this is annoying.

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Who will fix my water heater?
When does it break?

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Oh, I met this young man
His name is Toby.

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Very smart and just turned 30.
He will take care of you.

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Oh, damn it, Eli!

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I'm not feeling well
In my house with strangers.

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It took me ten years
Trust you.
 (Laughs) I know.

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Most people left tools behind
There are nails everywhere.

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You'll never be left with a mess.

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Thank you, ma'am.

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Have you told anyone else?
Do you want to leave?

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I left a copy of the same note
In everyone's mailbox.

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Well, that's not right.

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Over the years, people
Want to say goodbye,

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And... you know, maybe throw you away
Party or something.

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Oh no. I prefer to walk quietly,
If you know what I mean.

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I don't want to make a fuss.

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Well, I'm going to miss you, Eli.

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there will never be
Another person like you.

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With this, Eli Scruggs
climb up his ladder

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Last time.

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when he finished
Make final repairs,

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Eli Scruggs——
Quietly, not noisily——

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Died of heart attack.

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The most important thing is...

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No mess left behind.

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It took an hour
get people to finally notice

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body lying on it
Susan Mayer's Roof.

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Ah!

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(braking sound)

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(blurred
police radio chatter)

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So that's it
less than ten minutes later

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neighbors
start to arrive,

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everyone decided to check it out

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at each nursing home
and police

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Everyone is going crazy
trying to figure it out

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exactly how
Lower your body.

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It took two days
make my friends aware

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this tragedy
affected them...

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We are ready! hurry up.

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exceed
They are willing to admit it.

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Hey Gabby, do you remember?
Want a change?

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Because when I cash in my chips,
I don't want to hear what you say,

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"I only have $50."
 speaking of
Cash out your chips,

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who knows
When will Eli's funeral be held?
 Oh, I think today is Saturday.

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I want to know how many people there are
Coming soon.

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Mrs. McCluskey says
He doesn't have much of a family.
 Poor Eli. we should make sure
There were flowers at his funeral.

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I am coming.
How much did we talk?

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I have no idea.
What do you think, Gabby?

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Gaby?

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Wow! Jimmy Choo!

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(screams)

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(whispers) Oh, Carlos!

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(normal voice) None of these
Still in the United States.

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(laughter)
What's the problem?

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What are you talking about?

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You never buy me gifts

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Unless I'm angry
Or almost angry.

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I don't think I am,
So why should I become this person?

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I have to go to cleveland
tomorrow.
 Carlos!

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They are begging me.
The merger has been slow.
 You just got home!

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with shoes.

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(Scoffing) Don't leave me here.
I'm going crazy.

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everyone is bored
and suburbs.

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(Sigh) How many more?
Damn honors student

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Can the school have one?

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Can we not argue?
In front of the handyman?
 He has a name.

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May I have your name?

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Eli Scruggs.

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Did you hear that, Carlos?

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you took me to a place

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where are people's names
"Eli Scruggs."

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wonderful.
I would give up my job...

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and everything
What follows.

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It wasn't Jimmy's choice.

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they are the only friends
I have.

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I thought so.

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I'm going to pack my bags.

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you know,
It's none of my business...

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You are right. It's not.

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but ladies
in this neighborhood

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Very good actually.
 Yes. They are coming,
Brought muffins.

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one of them
Wants her basket back.

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(Laughs) That's Bree.

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Anyway,
She and the other ladies, uh,

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Play poker every week.

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If you wish,
I can talk to them,

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see if they let you
 Host a contest.

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Hello. We are, um...
neighborhood.

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Gabriel invites us
Play poker.

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So...is she here?

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Mrs. SOLIS
Will be down soon.

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she likes to do
An entrance.

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what does this mean,
"Entrance"?

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hello.

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Welcome to my home.
(laughter)

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Oh.

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That's what it means.

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So I said, "Pumpkin" -

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that's what i said
Jon Bon Jovi——

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I said: "Pumpkin, even if
I can sail a yacht,

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Of course I wouldn't do that
Wearing 5 inch heels. "

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(Laughs) True story.

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Well, you must have
Quite a fascinating life.

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Well, before my husband
Moved me east to nowhere.

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(Chips jingling)
 Seriously, I don't know
How do you girls do it.

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do what?
 get up
morning.

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I've only lived here for a month,

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I want
Put a gun to my head.

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You know what I mean?
(laughing)

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No, we don't.
 There are no good nightclubs,
There is no theater.

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What do you do to spend quality time?

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Okay, let's watch the kids.
Play football.

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and school drama department
Put on some really great performances.

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Then there is the church,
Of course.

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(Laughs) Church.

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Oh, you're serious.

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Look, I know it's quiet here,
But I think you'll find

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real charm
to Jinxiu.

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No, no, it's cute. Very cute.
I see.

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It's just...
 (Chips jingling)

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I'm a top fashion model,

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I think I'm just going to
You have to get used to this fact

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This is the best part of my life
behind me.

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Say goodbye to vodka
with Kate Moss,

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hello

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Taste international coffee
With you girls.

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Full house.

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Yes?

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Hello. It's ma'am. Is Solis here?

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Oh, I see. I got it.
Go, go, go, go, go.

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ma'am, here's the bill
For repairing your sink.
OK Thanks.

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By the way...

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you left a deep impression
In the game of poker.

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Really?
Oh yes. ladies can't
Stop talking about you.

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Ivo. Well, I'm sure
this is kinda exciting

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let them have stars
among them.

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Uh, let me see...
Did they say "star"?

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I hear, uh, "autistic"
"Nasty", "bitch".

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(laughter)

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What? !

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You know, I'm exhausted
To get you into the game,

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Then you go in
act like

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You are better than them.
 Oh, that's what my clothes say,
Not me.

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Well, did you ask them anything?
About their lives?
 why do they want
Talk about their lives?

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Their life is boring.

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Well, you know what it is
Would it really be boring?

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you sit here alone
A big house without friends.

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if i were you,
I will give up this attitude.

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learn to like
your neighbours.

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Well,
Thanks for your suggestion.

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do you want to add this
 Your bill?

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No. Right in the house.

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I brought waffles.

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Very good.

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We just...

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play poker,
I wasn't invited.

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I know. I get it.

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i just want
tell you

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i know i did
Terrible first impression.

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Now you know why
Models often don't speak.

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Because we talked a lot
Stupid, condescending things.

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make people
Want to avoid us.

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What I should say is...
My husband is never home.

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I miss this city.

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I miss my life.

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I've been lonely...

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(voice breaks) I can
Really utilize some friends.

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Anyway, here it is.

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That's it now
You're in.

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(Shuffle)

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Gaby?

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sorry. What?

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we received wreaths
Attend Eli's funeral. are u there?

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In fact, why wouldn't you?
Want me to pay?

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still ok
From all of us.
 No, you don't have to do this.

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I kind of like it.

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(Chips jingling)

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Now let's play poker.

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Okay,
It's time for a change in my luck.

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This hand is for Eli.

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Hmm. The next hand is ELI.
(laughter)

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You know, if we were to
Gather together

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After the funeral, we should
Start thinking about food.

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By "us" and "food",
You mean Bree, right?
 I think that's pretty clear.

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I'd love to.
Any special requirements?

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How about we pick some
Recipes from you?

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Great. Gaby,
Do you have a copy?

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I'll get it.

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you use my recipe
Balancing your desk?

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Oh, this is only temporary.

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Need Juanita
Her coloring book is back.

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oh. (hit)
(Gabriel) Okay.

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Be careful, ladies.
(slurred speech)

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i'm sorry frittata
A bit dry.

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(Tom, his mouth is full)
Are you kidding me? it's great.

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You should give Lynette
Recipes.
 Yes, because that's it

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eight month old female
Really craving – more stove time.
 Mine was too unstable.

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I'm not even sure
What is the real temperature.
 (laughter)

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Of course,
If a doctor

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will be loose
money bag...
 We didn't buy a new stove.

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if you are willing to accept
There are a few more patients,

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We can afford it.
 ok if i don't support you
That's enough, dear,

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Anyway, feel free
Take action on this.
 For example?

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Well, you might be able to...
I don't know, looking for a job?

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I have a job.
I am a housewife.

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And it's a very good one.
So in order to do this,

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You - you just fired
some ham and some onions--
 That's not happening, Tom.

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I just think sometimes

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Maybe you will appreciate it
one dollar's worth

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if you have to work
Outside the home.

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I think you'll appreciate it
 If it happens once, my value will be greater

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you have to cook your own food
And do your own laundry.

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Lynette let me
Sew my own buttons.
 I'll sew anything you want

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if you stop
Get me pregnant.

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I want a new stove, Rex,

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If I need to find a job
There's a price to pay, that's all.

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if you are
Looking for the stove,

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we have a
This is almost never used.

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I wish I could say the same
For my uterus.

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Oh yes. I ruined brunch.

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hey how does it look
Down there, Eli?

246
00:12:47,097 --> 00:12:49,499
Will this cost me?
Arms and legs?

247
00:12:49,499 --> 00:12:52,002
No. Maybe a few fingers.

248
00:12:53,944 --> 00:12:57,147
Honey, my stomach is growling.
When will you have dinner?

249
00:12:57,147 --> 00:12:58,448
Oh, and we still have leftovers.

250
00:12:58,448 --> 00:13:01,081
you can heat it yourself
If you will.

251
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,383
since when
Do we have any leftovers?

252
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:06,156
since i started
Writing my own recipes.

253
00:13:06,156 --> 00:13:08,058
remember how you told me

254
00:13:08,058 --> 00:13:10,060
I should start making
My own money?

255
00:13:10,060 --> 00:13:12,062
Well, I've been through that
all my old recipes,

256
00:13:12,062 --> 00:13:14,064
i have
such a good idea

257
00:13:14,064 --> 00:13:17,267
Create a true home style
American Recipes.
 Aren't you serious?

258
00:13:17,267 --> 00:13:19,099
Why wouldn't I?

259
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:23,033
people always
Compliments my cooking skills.
 You're great, but come on.

260
00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:25,035
every bored housewife
Who makes a decent lasagna

261
00:13:25,035 --> 00:13:27,277
she thinks she can
Write a cookbook.

262
00:13:27,277 --> 00:13:29,439
you think i'm like
Other housewives?

263
00:13:29,439 --> 00:13:33,113
No. No, no, no. Not like this
I mean. It's just that...

264
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,946
what do you really know
About writing?

265
00:13:35,946 --> 00:13:39,289
I will learn. I hope so
More than just a cookbook.

266
00:13:39,289 --> 00:13:41,291
i want to talk
About traditional values

267
00:13:41,291 --> 00:13:43,123
and provide helpful tips
About housework.

268
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:45,225
Look, look,
It's my fault.

269
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,928
You know, I-I was
I made fun of you that day

270
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:50,230
About finding a job,
But you take it seriously.

271
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:53,233
If you really want a new stove,
I'll get you a stove.

272
00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:59,069
can you stop now
Such stupid behavior

273
00:13:59,069 --> 00:14:02,142
Make me something to eat
Isn't this leftover food?

274
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,244
Mrs. Van de Kamp?

275
00:14:34,244 --> 00:14:37,247
I fixed your railing.
It should be fine now.

276
00:14:39,449 --> 00:14:42,052
I'll leave.
You can pay me anytime.

277
00:14:42,052 --> 00:14:44,354
I know this is
It's a difficult time for you.

278
00:14:44,354 --> 00:14:47,287
Thanks, Eli.

279
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,360
By the way,

280
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:53,063
Services provided to Mr. 5.
Really good.

281
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,668
Were you there?

282
00:14:58,668 --> 00:15:01,231
(laughing) I sat down
Behind the church.

283
00:15:01,231 --> 00:15:04,334
I want to say goodbye
To Sir. 5.

284
00:15:06,176 --> 00:15:07,637
So, uh...

285
00:15:09,379 --> 00:15:12,082
have you ever thought about
What are you going to do now?

286
00:15:12,082 --> 00:15:15,085
(laughter)
You mean, with my life?

287
00:15:16,346 --> 00:15:18,488
I have no idea.

288
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,293
Mrs. dimension...

289
00:15:23,293 --> 00:15:26,456
I've always wanted to give this
Give you some time now...

290
00:15:26,456 --> 00:15:28,258
(open toolbox)
 But I, uh,

291
00:15:28,258 --> 00:15:30,260
never found
The right moment.

292
00:15:35,205 --> 00:15:38,368
I kept it for you, just in case
You may need it someday.

293
00:15:42,372 --> 00:15:44,174
Hope you don't mind.

294
00:15:47,177 --> 00:15:51,081
Oh, I gotta tell you.
I made your Cajun meatloaf.

295
00:15:51,081 --> 00:15:52,222
Wow!

296
00:15:52,222 --> 00:15:56,226
this may be
One of my favorite meals.

297
00:15:56,226 --> 00:15:59,089
I can't believe it
You saved this.

298
00:15:59,089 --> 00:16:00,330
ah.

299
00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:03,333
(voice breaks) Of course,
I'm really not in the mood

300
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:05,595
write a cookbook
Now.

301
00:16:05,595 --> 00:16:07,267
Well...
 (Close toolbox)

302
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:10,240
Maybe one day you will.

303
00:16:17,447 --> 00:16:20,450
Hey Bree, what do I know?
You can wake up—

304
00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:23,483
That breaded shrimp
things.

305
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:28,518
thanks but i know
That's exactly what I'm going to do.

306
00:16:38,528 --> 00:16:41,331
Dave, it was a great trip,
But I have to tell you,

307
00:16:41,331 --> 00:16:44,434
I don't know why we spent it all
The money will go to the Bahamas.

308
00:16:44,434 --> 00:16:46,536
if we don't plan
Leaving the hotel room,

309
00:16:46,536 --> 00:16:49,239
Then why not cover it directly?
ourselves in sunscreen

310
00:16:49,239 --> 00:16:50,610
And have sex here?

311
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,543
You just received a message
From mrs. McCluskey.

312
00:16:53,543 --> 00:16:55,345
oh?

313
00:16:55,345 --> 00:16:57,617
She said your handyman died.

314
00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,320
ELI?

315
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,691
OMG.

316
00:17:01,691 --> 00:17:03,693
he is
working on susan's roof

317
00:17:03,693 --> 00:17:06,196
Then he fell to the ground and died
Heart attack.

318
00:17:06,196 --> 00:17:08,198
Can you believe it?

319
00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:20,210
No, no, no. you are not
 Hit the gym again.

320
00:17:20,210 --> 00:17:22,212
you said we would
Have sex in the afternoon.

321
00:17:22,212 --> 00:17:25,375
We'll do it when I get back.
 You say every time,
Umberto,

322
00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:28,748
Then you're too tired.
 maybe i won't
If only you weren't so clingy.

323
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:29,819
Sticky?

324
00:17:29,819 --> 00:17:32,322
we haven't had sex yet
Two weeks later.

325
00:17:32,322 --> 00:17:34,524
I felt like I was 15 again.

326
00:17:34,524 --> 00:17:36,186
What went wrong with us?

327
00:17:36,186 --> 00:17:38,128
Not us. you.

328
00:17:38,128 --> 00:17:40,190
your sexual desire
Out of control.

329
00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:42,162
Umberto——

330
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:45,165
Look, you have
Drawer style toys. Use them.

331
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,570
(sigh)

332
00:17:52,202 --> 00:17:54,204
(Wails) Oh!

333
00:17:57,347 --> 00:17:59,179
Ahem.

334
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,680
oh!

335
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,353
oh! ELI! I-I forgot
There you are.

336
00:18:03,353 --> 00:18:05,355
Yes. I fixed it
Your faucet.

337
00:18:05,355 --> 00:18:07,487
In fact, I've done it
Ten minutes ago,

338
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:10,720
But I dare not come out.
 (Sigh) Sorry
You heard all this.

339
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,722
The good news is,
While I was there,

340
00:18:12,722 --> 00:18:15,225
I regrouted your tub...
Free.

341
00:18:16,766 --> 00:18:18,598
Wait a moment.

342
00:18:21,631 --> 00:18:24,374
what do you think
My ass?

343
00:18:24,374 --> 00:18:25,775
sorry?

344
00:18:25,775 --> 00:18:28,608
My ass——
Range from one to ten.

345
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,241
Well, I-I-I, uh...

346
00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:32,312
ticking sound.

347
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,813
ten. This is ten.

348
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,315
(sigh)

349
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:38,318
And breasts?
Lively and determined?

350
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,350
Have you named them?

351
00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:42,222
Oh, come on, Eli.

352
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,524
my husband
Won't have sex with me.

353
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,797
I just need to make sure
This is not...me.

354
00:18:47,797 --> 00:18:50,230
This is not you.

355
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,731
are you sure?

356
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,733
Believe me. I have used
Work in construction.

357
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,306
my friends will
Crazy for you——

358
00:18:56,306 --> 00:18:58,408
Boo, uh,
Annoying gesture.

359
00:18:58,408 --> 00:19:00,210
"Hey you,
Pair it with sweater meat!

360
00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:02,342
"If you need
Any job done please give me a call!

361
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,475
Because I have the perfect tool
For work! "

362
00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:08,548
(stuttering)
You-you got it.

363
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:11,381
Yes. I do.

364
00:19:11,381 --> 00:19:14,254
it's insulting
and insult.

365
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,725
Oh.

366
00:19:15,725 --> 00:19:18,558
Thank you so much.

367
00:19:22,392 --> 00:19:23,863
(door closes)

368
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,395
(laughter)

369
00:19:28,338 --> 00:19:29,699
Miss Britt?

370
00:19:29,699 --> 00:19:31,641
The door is open.

371
00:19:31,641 --> 00:19:35,405
I got the paint.
Do you want to check the color?
 Well.

372
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,948
Is everything okay?

373
00:19:38,948 --> 00:19:42,452
(Indistinct) Everything is great.

374
00:19:42,452 --> 00:19:44,384
Would you like some wine?

375
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:45,615
We are celebrating.

376
00:19:45,615 --> 00:19:47,287
What occasion?

377
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:50,590
I'm not getting married anymore
To a gay man.

378
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:52,922
Is Umberto gay?

379
00:19:52,922 --> 00:19:55,325
so you wasted your time

380
00:19:55,325 --> 00:19:57,327
Install that light
in the closet,

381
00:19:57,327 --> 00:20:00,199
Because... (laughing)
He flew out of there.

382
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,802
at least you know now
Not you.

383
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,674
Isn't it?

384
00:20:04,674 --> 00:20:07,277
he said
marry me

385
00:20:07,277 --> 00:20:10,710
What convinced him
He likes men.

386
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:15,245
oh.
 You can imagine what a big improvement this is
To my former self.

387
00:20:15,245 --> 00:20:16,586
(sob)

388
00:20:16,586 --> 00:20:18,448
Come on.

389
00:20:18,448 --> 00:20:21,451
You have a gay man sleeping with you
Be with you for two years,

390
00:20:21,451 --> 00:20:24,454
those people are
Hard to land.
 (laughing)

391
00:20:24,454 --> 00:20:26,756
(Laughs) No. No, trust me.

392
00:20:26,756 --> 00:20:28,398
(sniffles)

393
00:20:28,398 --> 00:20:29,899
No need to grieve.

394
00:20:31,501 --> 00:20:34,264
You've been eliminated.

395
00:20:34,264 --> 00:20:36,766
(kiss)

396
00:20:38,408 --> 00:20:41,641
(sigh)

397
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,314
No, I-I-I need
The hand is back.

398
00:20:44,314 --> 00:20:48,418
Handyman is hard
There is no A-A hand.

399
00:20:48,418 --> 00:20:49,349
mm.

400
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,281
(breathing heavily)

401
00:20:51,281 --> 00:20:54,324
Miss Britt,
What are you doing?

402
00:20:54,324 --> 00:20:57,927
you put the mirror
On my bed.

403
00:20:59,489 --> 00:21:01,831
you know
This is exactly what I'm doing.

404
00:21:03,293 --> 00:21:06,996
Are you sure? I don't
I want to take advantage of you.

405
00:21:06,996 --> 00:21:08,798
(grunts)
 (Gasps)

406
00:21:08,798 --> 00:21:11,301
Oh,
I believe you will be gentle.

407
00:21:12,902 --> 00:21:15,505
(grunts)

408
00:21:15,505 --> 00:21:17,847
Anyway,

409
00:21:17,847 --> 00:21:20,380
I guess they are
He was buried Saturday.

410
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,382
Obviously, you want to go.

411
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:25,415
Yes.

412
00:21:25,415 --> 00:21:27,787
I do.

413
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,659
(sigh)

414
00:21:29,659 --> 00:21:32,592
Oh,
Don't wear that black dress.

415
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,694
I'll have it dry cleaned
For the funeral.

416
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:37,697
A little sexy at the funeral,
Isn't it?

417
00:21:39,329 --> 00:21:42,071
oh i don't think
Eli would mind.

418
00:21:52,482 --> 00:21:55,345
(glasses jingle)

419
00:21:55,345 --> 00:21:57,086
(Penny) Mom?

420
00:21:57,086 --> 00:22:00,350
That's Penny.
I'll be right back.

421
00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:02,091
Mother!

422
00:22:02,091 --> 00:22:04,424
Hey, honey.

423
00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:05,725
What's going on?
 (kiss)

424
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:08,428
you said you would
Help me with my math problems.

425
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,960
We are dividing fractions.

426
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:14,904
oh. i hope you can catch me
First two bottles of Chardonnay. (laughter)

427
00:22:14,904 --> 00:22:16,906
Mom, you promised.

428
00:22:16,906 --> 00:22:20,770
I know, but mom's
Plans are still underway for a memorial to Eli.

429
00:22:20,770 --> 00:22:22,472
Just start without me.

430
00:22:22,472 --> 00:22:24,914
i will be there
a while.

431
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,789
(retching)

432
00:22:39,789 --> 00:22:43,132
(up and down)

433
00:22:43,132 --> 00:22:45,535
Oh my gosh.
Lynette, are you okay?

434
00:22:45,535 --> 00:22:49,499
The doctor just called.
I am pregnant.

435
00:22:49,499 --> 00:22:52,772
This is great!

436
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:53,943
You——

437
00:22:53,943 --> 00:22:55,605
Yes. Hu-dee-doo.

438
00:22:55,605 --> 00:22:59,108
Honey, you have no voice
So happy about this.

439
00:22:59,108 --> 00:23:02,051
I'm planning
Go back to work.

440
00:23:02,051 --> 00:23:04,884
What? What——
What are you talking about?

441
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,386
I put it behind
I've had this idea for a while

442
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:10,560
Then yesterday,
I got PH——
 Hang in there.

443
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,693
(flush the toilet)

444
00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:16,996
Sorry. i'm in trouble
Attention.

445
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:20,830
Jeffrey Cuevas is retiring
September.

446
00:23:20,830 --> 00:23:24,133
i am the perfect person
In order to enter his workplace,

447
00:23:24,133 --> 00:23:28,478
It was at this time
Parker started kindergarten.

448
00:23:28,478 --> 00:23:31,010
The timing was like a dream.

449
00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:33,883
But what about our dreams?
Having a little girl?

450
00:23:33,883 --> 00:23:35,885
This could be our chance.

451
00:23:35,885 --> 00:23:38,918
Oh, please. you know it will
Be a boy. Always a boy.

452
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,920
Just need to pee
in front of me

453
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,553
and hide dead things
In my shoes.

454
00:23:43,553 --> 00:23:45,925
I'm doing it, Tom.

455
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:49,559
I'm pursuing this job.

456
00:23:49,559 --> 00:23:51,531
(turn on the faucet)
 But who will take care of
Children's?

457
00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:55,935
(Turn off the faucet)
 Well, I hope you can
Reduce working hours.

458
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,667
I can't do that.

459
00:23:57,667 --> 00:23:59,469
I have my own business.

460
00:24:01,511 --> 00:24:04,574
You didn't just say that.

461
00:24:04,574 --> 00:24:06,215
No, I-I didn't. I don't.

462
00:24:06,215 --> 00:24:11,521
Tom, I can't just
Stay home and wipe your nose.

463
00:24:11,521 --> 00:24:13,653
I need it to stay sane,

464
00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:16,455
i need you
Support me.

465
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:19,489
(Groans) Oh!

466
00:24:19,489 --> 00:24:21,831
(hurried footsteps in the distance)
 (Boy) Mom?

467
00:24:21,831 --> 00:24:23,833
(sigh)
Okay, the kids are up.

468
00:24:23,833 --> 00:24:25,765
they will want
their breakfast.

469
00:24:27,236 --> 00:24:31,971
i will support you
Uh, do it for them.

470
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,646
my hero.

471
00:24:36,646 --> 00:24:37,707
(retching)

472
00:24:37,707 --> 00:24:39,849
Jeff Cuevas is awesome;

473
00:24:39,849 --> 00:24:44,954
But I know I can accept him
Take the department to a whole new level.

474
00:24:44,954 --> 00:24:47,186
What exactly is that?

475
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,188
(lower voice)
Oh, my water broke.

476
00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:51,190
Bring an overnight bag
Get out and get in the car.

477
00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:53,192
(normal sound)
Oh, three weeks.

478
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:56,195
It's a little faster, but, uh,
Of course, I can do it.

479
00:24:56,195 --> 00:25:00,870
For God's sake, Lynette,
We have to go to the hospital.
 (Lowers voice) A moment. i am
Trying to lock down the job.

480
00:25:00,870 --> 00:25:04,033
(normal voice) what kind
Are we talking about benefits here?

481
00:25:04,033 --> 00:25:07,236
(Gasps)
 Okay, you already have it
contractions. That's it. You——

482
00:25:07,236 --> 00:25:09,178
(Lowers voice) I swear,
If you touch this phone,

483
00:25:09,178 --> 00:25:12,181
I will give birth to this baby here.
Then beat you with it!

484
00:25:12,181 --> 00:25:15,615
You are crazy.
We have to go.

485
00:25:15,615 --> 00:25:17,647
can you hold on
One second?

486
00:25:17,647 --> 00:25:20,219
(lower voice) We agree.
I can go back to work

487
00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:23,553
After I gave birth.
 Afterwards, Lynette, not during!

488
00:25:23,553 --> 00:25:25,054
sorry.

489
00:25:25,054 --> 00:25:29,629
Is there any way we can end this?
Talk tomorrow?

490
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:33,232
oh!

491
00:25:33,232 --> 00:25:36,535
L-L-Later in the day
It works better for me too.

492
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,908
Well, thank you very much.

493
00:25:38,908 --> 00:25:42,541
goodbye.
Hey. Wow! I got the job!

494
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,844
Congratulations.
The baby's arms are stretched out.

495
00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:47,246
Why don't you give me a high five?

496
00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:50,580
(Gasps) Tom, I'm in pain.
do you mind?

497
00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:51,751
oh.

498
00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:53,252
You'll see, Tom.

499
00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:58,227
I know.
People say you...oh!

500
00:25:58,227 --> 00:26:03,162
You can't have everything,
But I know we can. (panting)

501
00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:07,296
Oh, sir. Svensson, I can't
Tell you how excited I am.

502
00:26:07,296 --> 00:26:10,169
Maybe you can arrange it
staff meeting

503
00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:12,872
So I can land
Run on Monday.

504
00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:14,573
No, no.

505
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,575
No, it can't be Friday,

506
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:19,578
Because, remember, we agree
Shall we start next week?

507
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:24,583
(The cry of a baby is heard in the distance)

508
00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:38,868
(door opens)
 thank you very much again
for this opportunity.

509
00:26:38,868 --> 00:26:40,800
Mrs. (Eli). Scavo?
 Yes?

510
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,833
I think you might have
Forgot something.

511
00:26:46,676 --> 00:26:48,908
Can you wait a moment?

512
00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:53,142
OMG.

513
00:26:53,142 --> 00:26:54,744
OMG.

514
00:26:54,744 --> 00:26:56,716
She's fine.

515
00:26:56,716 --> 00:26:58,718
(sound interrupted)
I'm on the phone.

516
00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:02,892
I'm talking to my new boss
And I...
 she is only there
One minute.

517
00:27:02,892 --> 00:27:07,727
But it’s 85 degrees outside.
I've never done this before.

518
00:27:07,727 --> 00:27:11,300
You have many thoughts in your mind——
three children and a newborn,

519
00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:14,363
This sounds like a new job.

520
00:27:14,363 --> 00:27:16,035
Yes I do.

521
00:27:16,035 --> 00:27:19,308
Yes. There is a lot to deal with.

522
00:27:19,308 --> 00:27:20,940
So be it.

523
00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:23,112
(cooing)

524
00:27:23,112 --> 00:27:25,775
MM.

525
00:27:25,775 --> 00:27:27,977
(laughter)

526
00:27:36,255 --> 00:27:39,328
I should go back
to Susan's window.

527
00:27:39,328 --> 00:27:41,230
Uh, take care of yourself.

528
00:27:41,230 --> 00:27:44,433
(Penny fussed)

529
00:27:50,299 --> 00:27:52,902
(Male) Lynette,
are you still there?

530
00:27:52,902 --> 00:27:53,973
Lynette?

531
00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:55,404
Hello?

532
00:27:55,404 --> 00:27:57,877
are you still there?

533
00:28:01,951 --> 00:28:04,413
Hey. Are you back?

534
00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:08,357
No.

535
00:28:08,357 --> 00:28:11,390
I want to help my daughter
and her homework.

536
00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:13,462
Hey, Penny! etc!

537
00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:30,409
(sigh)

538
00:28:57,506 --> 00:28:59,338
(grunts)

539
00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:01,871
Uh.

540
00:29:01,871 --> 00:29:05,144
Yard Sale!

541
00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:08,377
oh! OK You are here.

542
00:29:08,377 --> 00:29:10,349
How are you, Eli?

543
00:29:10,349 --> 00:29:11,881
wonderful. you?

544
00:29:11,881 --> 00:29:14,884
Great. Yes, I haven't worn it yet
These jeans will soon

545
00:29:14,884 --> 00:29:16,886
I found $20
In the pocket.

546
00:29:16,886 --> 00:29:19,528
Aren't you just love?
When will it happen?

547
00:29:19,528 --> 00:29:21,530
Also, Carl left me
To his secretary,

548
00:29:21,530 --> 00:29:24,393
so i need you
Replace these locks.

549
00:29:24,393 --> 00:29:26,265
Oh, I'm sorry.

550
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,467
Oh, thanks, but come on.
hurry up.

551
00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:32,141
Carl said he was coming over
To get something from him,

552
00:29:32,141 --> 00:29:35,374
i want this place
Become a fortress then.

553
00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:37,146
you did a great job,
But?

554
00:29:37,146 --> 00:29:39,278
Oh well, for one thing,

555
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:42,281
I got dumped for a couple
A headlight named Brandy.

556
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:44,984
On the other hand, I reported
Carl's credit card was stolen,

557
00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:47,987
I pay
Take off all his pants.

558
00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:50,990
So looking at column "A" a little bit,
A little bit of column "B".

559
00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:52,291
(chuckles and grunts)

560
00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:56,165
Oh. (Laughs) Sorry.

561
00:29:58,227 --> 00:30:01,400
Well, if it's any consolation,
Redheads are crazy.

562
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,072
What do you mean?

563
00:30:03,072 --> 00:30:05,234
She will make his life
A living hell.

564
00:30:05,234 --> 00:30:07,236
sounds like
He deserves it.

565
00:30:07,236 --> 00:30:09,308
Brandy is not a redhead.
She is blonde.

566
00:30:13,582 --> 00:30:17,917
So, uh, you might want to go
Is there a deadlock this time?

567
00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:19,949
(bang)

568
00:30:19,949 --> 00:30:25,094
What do you... know?

569
00:30:26,595 --> 00:30:30,329
i saw him in town
Been here a few times with redheads.

570
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,431
Uh, neighbors.
is talking.

571
00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:34,463
I-I thought you knew.

572
00:30:34,463 --> 00:30:37,066
I don't.

573
00:30:37,066 --> 00:30:39,068
are you feeling better

574
00:30:39,068 --> 00:30:41,410
Got it, uh,
Is she a little fat?

575
00:30:41,410 --> 00:30:43,572
Leave!

576
00:30:43,572 --> 00:30:45,444
But what-
But what about the lock?

577
00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:47,476
I-I-if Carl comes...

578
00:30:47,476 --> 00:30:49,578
Change the locks and leave.

579
00:30:49,578 --> 00:30:52,551
OK,
But I'm really sorry -

580
00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:56,125
Change locks,
Don't talk to me and leave.

581
00:31:01,330 --> 00:31:03,292
(knock on the door)

582
00:31:03,292 --> 00:31:04,994
(Eli) Susan?

583
00:31:06,996 --> 00:31:08,998
Susan, did you call me?

584
00:31:08,998 --> 00:31:11,470
I don't quite understand
information.

585
00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:15,304
(sobbing)

586
00:31:15,304 --> 00:31:16,645
Oh wow.

587
00:31:16,645 --> 00:31:20,179
you want me
Come back later?

588
00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:23,112
How are you?

589
00:31:25,454 --> 00:31:29,088
No. Of course you are not.

590
00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:31,420
i hear you and mike
Going through a divorce.

591
00:31:31,420 --> 00:31:33,062
sorry.

592
00:31:33,062 --> 00:31:35,364
Probably not
what do you want to hear,

593
00:31:35,364 --> 00:31:38,267
but i want
You guys make a great couple.

594
00:31:38,267 --> 00:31:39,328
Thanks.

595
00:31:39,328 --> 00:31:40,930
Sweet.

596
00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:47,376
(sigh)

597
00:31:49,478 --> 00:31:53,142
Do you - maybe you remember?
What do you want me to do?

598
00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:56,485
Lock.

599
00:31:56,485 --> 00:31:58,487
Change locks. knew.

600
00:31:58,487 --> 00:32:02,521
let me go see what i got
Out in the truck.

601
00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:05,995
(sobbing loudly)

602
00:32:21,610 --> 00:32:23,512
Susan…
 (stop sobbing)

603
00:32:23,512 --> 00:32:26,215
I don't know much
About love.

604
00:32:26,215 --> 00:32:29,218
I...I dabbled in it.
once or twice,

605
00:32:29,218 --> 00:32:32,651
but it always seems
More trouble than it's worth.

606
00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:36,455
I told myself
I didn't miss much.

607
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:42,361
but looking at you
Over the years,

608
00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:47,536
How...
How hard you work, how...

609
00:32:47,536 --> 00:32:49,468
how much you have been hurt,

610
00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:51,470
But you still...

611
00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:55,044
Continue to recover,
Dust yourself off,

612
00:32:55,044 --> 00:32:56,545
Then you try again.

613
00:32:56,545 --> 00:33:00,409
Maybe I am...

614
00:33:00,409 --> 00:33:02,111
Something is missing.

615
00:33:02,111 --> 00:33:04,683
Maybe...

616
00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:07,156
Maybe it's worth it.

617
00:33:07,156 --> 00:33:09,258
(laughter)

618
00:33:09,258 --> 00:33:12,521
And, well, I'm sure
this doesn't help

619
00:33:12,521 --> 00:33:14,663
let you hear my voice
Let me tell you this,

620
00:33:14,663 --> 00:33:18,627
But you are such a hero
For me.

621
00:33:18,627 --> 00:33:22,301
Who are you.

622
00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:25,304
(sobbing)

623
00:33:28,377 --> 00:33:30,339
Yes.

624
00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:39,088
Hey. Just throw these away.
I finally cut them off.

625
00:33:39,088 --> 00:33:41,390
tell jackson
Sorry it took so long.

626
00:33:41,390 --> 00:33:43,792
Actually, well...

627
00:33:43,792 --> 00:33:46,095
Jackson and I broke up.

628
00:33:46,095 --> 00:33:49,098
Wow. sorry.

629
00:33:49,098 --> 00:33:50,399
Am I sorry?

630
00:33:50,399 --> 00:33:52,361
Oh yes.

631
00:33:52,361 --> 00:33:54,363
He's a great guy.

632
00:33:54,363 --> 00:33:56,765
I just, uh,

633
00:33:56,765 --> 00:33:59,168
I want to be alone now.

634
00:33:59,168 --> 00:34:01,340
Well, good for you.

635
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:02,641
Oh, hey.
 Millimeters?

636
00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:04,643
As long as you are here,

637
00:34:04,643 --> 00:34:07,476
I think the shingles are loose.
On my roof.

638
00:34:07,476 --> 00:34:11,080
do you think maybe
Can you fix it for me?

639
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,152
Oh, I'd love to.

640
00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:15,084
But as you know,

641
00:34:15,084 --> 00:34:18,087
this will be the last thing i do
Fixed for you. I'm going to retire.

642
00:34:18,087 --> 00:34:19,428
What?

643
00:34:19,428 --> 00:34:21,490
Today is my last day.

644
00:34:21,490 --> 00:34:24,733
You can't retire.
I broke too many things.

645
00:34:24,733 --> 00:34:27,696
I know. You paid for your trip
I'm going to Hawaii.

646
00:34:27,696 --> 00:34:31,140
No, this is the right move.
Be happy for me.

647
00:34:31,140 --> 00:34:33,472
Hey, I'm happy for you.

648
00:34:33,472 --> 00:34:35,374
It's just, uh...

649
00:34:35,374 --> 00:34:38,407
This sounds crazy.

650
00:34:38,407 --> 00:34:39,808
What?

651
00:34:39,808 --> 00:34:41,810
Well, I think you have

652
00:34:41,810 --> 00:34:45,554
most consistent
Male relationships in my life.

653
00:34:45,554 --> 00:34:48,517
You are so stable and reliable,
I just...

654
00:34:48,517 --> 00:34:51,420
always think
You are nearby.

655
00:34:53,322 --> 00:34:57,566
It's funny because I don't know
Really know everything about you.

656
00:34:57,566 --> 00:35:00,869
Well, how about this--
I repair your shingles,

657
00:35:00,869 --> 00:35:04,333
When I'm done, you can
If you have any questions, you can ask me.

658
00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:05,504
Great.

659
00:35:05,504 --> 00:35:08,537
I'm going to the store now
and have a drink

660
00:35:08,537 --> 00:35:10,509
So we can toast
Your retirement.

661
00:35:10,509 --> 00:35:15,444
I like this. perfect way
Ending my time at Wisteria Lane.

662
00:35:15,444 --> 00:35:17,616
Oh, hey.

663
00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:20,389
What type do you like--
Red or white?

664
00:35:20,389 --> 00:35:24,323
One of the two. please make sure
This is a screw top.

665
00:35:42,411 --> 00:35:46,715
Eli Scruggs is buried
Saturday...

666
00:35:46,715 --> 00:35:49,718
AND ALL THE PEOPLE OF ELI
Help provided over the years

667
00:35:49,718 --> 00:35:53,722
Come and pay
their last respects.

668
00:35:53,722 --> 00:35:56,355
But one person is missing——

669
00:35:56,355 --> 00:36:00,189
changed person
Eli's life...

670
00:36:00,189 --> 00:36:03,692
In a way he'll never forget.

671
00:36:03,692 --> 00:36:05,534
Sorry, ma'am.

672
00:36:05,534 --> 00:36:08,537
hope i didn't disturb
Your day.

673
00:36:08,537 --> 00:36:10,499
not at all. can I help you?

674
00:36:10,499 --> 00:36:13,442
I hope I can help you.
I'm a handyman.

675
00:36:13,442 --> 00:36:15,504
Just moved into town.
Looking for a job.

676
00:36:15,504 --> 00:36:19,278
sorry. I, um, I didn't
Anything that needs fixing.

677
00:36:19,278 --> 00:36:22,811
Well, if you've ever done this,
Uh, here's my business card.

678
00:36:22,811 --> 00:36:25,884
"Eli Scruggs."

679
00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:27,656
What a unique name.

680
00:36:27,656 --> 00:36:29,558
People do seem to remember it.

681
00:36:29,558 --> 00:36:31,560
So if any of your friends,
Uh, need help,

682
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,893
I can do almost anything.
 I have no idea. Well...

683
00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:38,196
If you have an extra card or two,
I-I can hand them out.

684
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,469
oh,
I'm really grateful.

685
00:36:40,469 --> 00:36:43,272
(Grunting) Oh.
 oh.

686
00:36:59,288 --> 00:37:00,519
Anyway...

687
00:37:02,621 --> 00:37:04,623
Thank you for your time.

688
00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:08,797
I have a broken vase.

689
00:37:08,797 --> 00:37:10,499
sorry?

690
00:37:10,499 --> 00:37:12,501
I-I'm, uh,
Dusting that day

691
00:37:12,501 --> 00:37:15,334
and remove it from the game,
Like an idiot.

692
00:37:15,334 --> 00:37:16,565
Anyway, I saved the pieces.

693
00:37:16,565 --> 00:37:19,368
if you could glue it up
For me, come back together,

694
00:37:19,368 --> 00:37:20,669
I'm really grateful.

695
00:37:20,669 --> 00:37:23,712
oh lady,
You don't have to do this.

696
00:37:23,712 --> 00:37:26,845
gentlemen. Scruggs,

697
00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:28,817
I need to repair my vase.

698
00:37:28,817 --> 00:37:30,819
This means a lot to me.

699
00:37:32,521 --> 00:37:35,424
Now you won't
Makes me beg, eh?

700
00:37:35,424 --> 00:37:36,885
(laughter)

701
00:37:36,885 --> 00:37:39,758
No ma'am, I'm not.

702
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,590
OK

703
00:37:41,590 --> 00:37:43,462
Come in.

704
00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:55,744
Mrs. Young?

705
00:37:55,744 --> 00:37:58,347
oh. That's not what I meant
Sorry to bother you.

706
00:37:58,347 --> 00:38:00,609
Your front door is open.

707
00:38:00,609 --> 00:38:02,611
oh.

708
00:38:02,611 --> 00:38:05,584
ELI, I-I don't have any job
For you today.

709
00:38:05,584 --> 00:38:08,587
I'm just here to get off
The handle you want.

710
00:38:08,587 --> 00:38:12,391
Finally found a match.
Want me to install it?

711
00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:14,823
Not today.

712
00:38:14,823 --> 00:38:16,465
OK

713
00:38:16,465 --> 00:38:18,597
Then I'll leave.

714
00:38:19,998 --> 00:38:22,501
Eli, wait.

715
00:38:24,473 --> 00:38:25,904
What?

716
00:38:27,606 --> 00:38:29,438
Do you remember this?

717
00:38:29,438 --> 00:38:33,612
(Laughs) Oh, right.
 this is the first thing
You have done it for me.

718
00:38:33,612 --> 00:38:36,615
Yes, that must be the case,
Uh, two years ago?
 Yes.

719
00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:39,488
I just glued it on,
Huh?
 Yes.

720
00:38:39,488 --> 00:38:41,490
I hope you have it.

721
00:38:41,490 --> 00:38:44,623
What?

722
00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:45,924
Why?

723
00:38:45,924 --> 00:38:49,057
I just went
think about it

724
00:38:49,057 --> 00:38:51,059
About the people I know,

725
00:38:51,059 --> 00:38:53,061
people passing by
come into my life

726
00:38:53,061 --> 00:38:56,505
and make it better
Than before...
 Oh.

727
00:38:56,505 --> 00:38:58,467
People like you.
 oh.

728
00:38:58,467 --> 00:39:01,570
Anyway, I've--I've--
I never said "thank you".

729
00:39:01,570 --> 00:39:04,543
Oh, no, I'm - I'm the one
Who should thank you.

730
00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:07,646
You - you introduced me
To all your friends.

731
00:39:07,646 --> 00:39:09,548
my business
Couldn't be better.

732
00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:12,020
I'm very happy.

733
00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:13,922
Yes.

734
00:39:13,922 --> 00:39:17,526
(voice breaks) Anyway, I, uh,
I hope you have this.

735
00:39:17,526 --> 00:39:20,358
(laughter)

736
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,093
Mrs. young...

737
00:39:25,093 --> 00:39:26,595
are you okay?

738
00:39:28,637 --> 00:39:30,539
(whispers) Everything is fine.

739
00:39:36,104 --> 00:39:39,678
are you sure?

740
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,984
You should go now.

741
00:40:19,518 --> 00:40:22,621
(The sirens howl,
Faint police radio chatter)

742
00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:25,053
So I looked out the window,

743
00:40:25,053 --> 00:40:26,555
There's blood everywhere -

744
00:40:26,555 --> 00:40:29,558
all over the wall
And the ceiling...
 (Female) Oh!

745
00:40:29,558 --> 00:40:31,560
Not to mention,
her hardwood floors,

746
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,802
She just installed it
Last week.

747
00:40:33,802 --> 00:40:36,665
I don't know
What is she thinking.

748
00:40:36,665 --> 00:40:39,007
I just wish there were
some warnings,

749
00:40:39,007 --> 00:40:43,011
There are some signs that she will
Such a thing.

750
00:41:05,133 --> 00:41:10,468
Eli Scruggs in his truck
nearly an hour,

751
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:14,643
shocked by what he did
Nothing can save me.

752
00:41:14,643 --> 00:41:19,247
Then he swore silently
To God——

753
00:41:19,247 --> 00:41:21,680
From that moment on,

754
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,713
he will do what he can
To help people,

755
00:41:24,713 --> 00:41:27,485
Help them improve their lives.

756
00:41:29,658 --> 00:41:33,091
for the rest of his life,

757
00:41:33,091 --> 00:41:36,625
That's exactly what he did.

758
00:41:46,975 --> 00:41:48,777
This is a great service.

759
00:41:48,777 --> 00:41:50,508
Eli will love it.

760
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:54,182
The turnout was extremely high.
 who knows
Does he have so many friends?

761
00:41:54,182 --> 00:41:56,945
I'm not surprised.
He is a good man.

762
00:41:56,945 --> 00:41:58,647
I can't help but feel

763
00:41:58,647 --> 00:42:00,619
There's more we can do
In memory of him.

764
00:42:00,619 --> 00:42:02,691
Okay, let's make sure
We remember him.

765
00:42:02,691 --> 00:42:05,624
Eli would say it's more
Than most people get.

766
00:42:05,624 --> 00:42:08,727
he will
is right...

767
00:42:08,727 --> 00:42:10,559
As usual.

768
00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:19,668
wait.

769
00:42:34,753 --> 00:42:40,789
i want to fix something
For Eli's change.

770
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:48,997
And somewhere,

771
00:42:48,997 --> 00:42:52,300
in reserved place
For the best of us,

772
00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:57,175
Eli Scruggs smiles
And said: "Thank you."